My Cholesterol is Normal!

I got my updated cholesterol results. And, I knocked it out of the park. Here's the results:

Metric	Original Result	Healthy Goal	New Results
LDL	169 - High	Less than 130	110 (59 less)
HDL	70 - Normal	More than 40	47 (23 less)
Total Cholesterol	239 - Borderline high	Less than 200	171 (58 less)
Triglycerides	145 - Normal	Less than 150	70 (75 less)

I just couldn't be more pleased. Oh, and I lost 15 pounds. I did eat oatmeal everyday. I guess I should be a commercial.